If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines

Shares:
47

Women get all kinds of advice from magazines from how to dress to how to please a man in the bedroom, and even what to cook for us. And while it’s not all bad (with hotties like Kristen Bell and Jessica Alba on the cover) these mags are lacking much needed male insights. For example, we’re actually not that interested in your hair and we definitely don’t care about your shoes. Don’t get us wrong, we love the heels… we just don’t see why you need so many pairs that quite frankly, to us look the same. But if Women’s magazines were actually written by men, there wouldn’t be so much confusion about what we want. Here are some article titles, written by men that get straight to the point.

Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks
Bourbon & Scotch Flavored Toothpicks PARTNER

We get it. Some nights you feel like the sweet taste of bourbon. Other nights you prefer the smoky intoxication of scotch. While we offer toothpicks in both those flavors, we also offer this 2-pack for the guy who likes to switch back and forth. Included is one container of Bourbon Toothpicks, made with 6-year-old Kentucky straight bourbon for notes of vanilla, spice, and oak, and a container of Single Malt Scotch Toothpicks, which are crafted with an Islay single malt for subtle peaty notes. Whether cleaning those chompers after a rack of ribs, or just relaxing with one to enjoy a hint of bourbon or scotch, having some on you at all times is highly recommended.

Check it Out