Comments on: If Men Wrote Women’s Magazines: The Sequel

By: Joshua

Joshua — Fri, 07 May 2010 18:15:23 +0000

“As a woman with short hair, I would have to refute the “science validates the correlation to hair length and relationship length.” I have found MANY MEN who love my hair…”

Seems like the correlation is true, you just prefer to think that your many relationships are a sign of how awesomely attractive you are, than a sign that no man is willing to settle down with a woman wearing short hair.

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:21:47 +0000

@AmIRight

haha! Great Point!
maybe they installed a pc in the oven Door? or Near the washing machine

By: davidr

davidr — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:01:55 +0000

For Men:
“Marriage: The Sacrifice You Make For Sex.”

For Women:
“Sex: The Sacrifice You Make For Marriage.”

By: Jade

Jade — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 14:13:17 +0000

I like my short hair Long hair made me look boring and retarded, which is not flattering on any person, female or not (no I’m not in my thirties yet). Of course there were men who said they rather saw me with long hair. But seriously, why care, as if I’d exist just for their viewing pleasure hehe, I got my own man who likes my hair mucho and that’s enough isn’t it.
I do firmly believe there are some women who look better with short hair. And I believe that ‘the best hairstyle’ varies from woman to woman. And I do think that ‘short hair is for dikes’ is a hilarious statement, these magazines are just as hilarious and the internet should always be taken lightly. Keep on rolling with those jokes and especially those serious “I’m an offended female who wants to correct the internet” reactions, they’re funny as shit!

By: james

james — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 20:47:53 +0000

Hahahah these are hilious! Chris has it spot on, womens magazines all try to explain what men want and any man you talk to will say how completely off the mark it always is. Men, flip through one of these rags sometime and it becomes clear why so many women are crazy, they’ve been reading that drivel.

Can comment on the hair thing too, a very few women look great with short hair, and those would all look even better with longer hair. I’ve never even met a man who prefers short hair on a woman, and yet so many women get offended by this. There are certain traits of both genders that are attractive to the opposite sex, deal with it, being offended will not change reality, you can’t argue with biology.

By: Jose

Jose — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:49:28 +0000

It would Maxim.

Maxim is Cosmo for men.

By: Kay

Kay — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:54:14 +0000

This is f-in hilarious! Not just the post itself but the comments. Girls getting offended, then the guys getting offended because the girls are.

It’s all funny! Am reading this and laughing at all of you! LOL

By: ping pong

ping pong — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:49:20 +0000

you guys are all actually retarded

By: Real Woman

Real Woman — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:00:48 +0000

A real woman says BAHAHA! That is funny shit! Relax out there!
Pretty sure Marie Claire is published in USA too, not just France .

By: Chino

Chino — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:43:20 +0000

The hair thing was pretty funny. I have a question for women though, why when you’re in your thirties, you have the urge to cut your hair for some unexplained reason? I can always tell a woman’s age by her haircut. If it’s short, more than likely she’s in her thirties.

By: LE

LE — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:01:48 +0000

This is like reading something from that annoying guy at work who’s sure people call him ‘the funny guy’ and is sure people would love a show just about him and his friends and all their hilarious conversations (like Seinfeld meets Entourage!).

The Onion exists. Cracked.com exists. Somethingawful exists. This is about as funny as an actual women’s magazine.

By: Shauna

Shauna — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:27:04 +0000

These are just mock magazine covers and some of you douchebags are, well…just being true to your native habitat. I give you this quote to try to tear up or misconstrue as it too is plain as it’s stated:

“Life is hard. Its harder when you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

By: liyoby

liyoby — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 06:30:44 +0000

a secret .LIVELY is my girl.DO MOT TELL ANYBODY ELSE,I AM SERIOUSLY

By: Lockedinthekitchen

Lockedinthekitchen — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:59:14 +0000

^ He does it because he loves me.

By: YesYouAre

YesYouAre — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:18:56 +0000

My woman would never argue about something that is so obviously a joke. Actually, since putting the lock on the outside of the kitchen door (so it locks people in) she hasn’t been arguing very much at all anymore