Taking a page straight out of Usher’s book, Erin Williamson stripped down to his birthday suit (clap!) and drank some coffee. Then he got thrown in the slammer for indecent exposure because a mother and her seven year old daughter saw him in the buff.
Now, if he was at Starbucks, Caribou, or one of the other random 92 overpriced-swill-coffee emporiums this would make sense. But alas, he was not. He was making coffee at 5:30am in his own kitchen. Of his house.
First of all, who takes their seven year old child out at the asscrack of dawn? Second, how does he get charged with indecent exposure in his own house? Not to mention the fact that the people who saw him naked were trespassing on his property. He was also totally unaware that they were in his yard, and it was dark outside.
Take a minute to think about all the times you have been naked in your own home. Now, imagine every time that happened you were subject to one year in jail and a $1000 fine. $1000 buys a lot of soap. Just sayin’.
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