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Monday through Thursday, what do you wear to work? If you work in a business casual environment, you probably get out of the shower and throw on the closest pair of khakis or black dress pants and whatever shirt matches just like the guys we see walking around the city. You know the pants don’t fit like they should, they’re not all that comfortable and they’re probably one wash away from their untimely demise. Bonobos is the light at the end of the proverbial tunnel because they get it. Their pants (particularly the chinos) fit like a pair of pants should and they’re engineered with cool details like plaid pocket lining, nickel slide snaps and they’re available in every color under the sun. But don’t just take our word for it, slide into some Bonobos pants and figure out for yourself why they’re quickly going to replace your favorite pair of jeans.
Bonobos has pulled out all the stops to show as many people as possible why business casual doesn’t have to feel like prison.
Step 1: Head over to Bonobos.com. Check out the cords, the chinos and the shorts to get a feel for the style, the colors and the vibe of all the pants – basically, everything that makes Bonobos an extraordinary pair of pants. We know, there are a lot of options to choose from, but your time will be well spent. When you’re done (it took us a good hour to get through all of them), come back here to finish your adventure. Don’t worry, we’ll wait.
Step 2: Now that you’re back, check out these Bonobos pants (these are the ones we want you to name):

Step 3: Name these Bonobos pants by leaving a comment below. Please, only 1 entry per person. (Only your first entry will be counted.)
When the Giveaway is over on 10/10, there will be 11 big winners.
Grand Prize Winner: Bonobos is actually going to name a pair of pants after your winning entry. You’ll also get a $500 credit to shop at Bonobos.com.
10 Runners-up: Each of you will get a $100 credit to Bonobos.com.
Everyone’s a Winner: Each and every one of you reading this is going to get 20% off and Free Shipping from Bonobos.com with coupon code COOLMATERIAL
Patrick Swaisley
The should be called “The Day Drinker”
Bandana Bandits
“The Most Interesting Pants in the World”
Bruce Norris Recreational
Rad Paisley
The Paisley Pushers
“Paisley Perfection” or “‘Cause Ladies Love ‘em”.
Not sure if we’re supposed to have more than one name but…
“Paisley Wave”
“Persian Pickles”
“Motor Boteh”
Blue Meanies
“El Bandanarama”
If you have the balls to pull off these, your either knee deep in blue blooded vag or exhausted from making out with your sister all night. A good strong name for these kinda sissy pants would the COOTER PIRATES.
Slamburgers
The Funky Monkey
Schadenfreudes.
The “I may or may not get beat up for wearing these pants” pants
Blue Steel
The Treek Johanson
Blue Amoebattles
Paisley Days
“A Crime Against Humanity”
The Paisley Pirates
Paisley at Heart
The Bandino Chino
Grandma’s Couch
“The Conversation” because who isn’t going to mention them after (or even before) exchanging greetings?
Jumpin’ Jack Flashes
Jizz on my face pants (cause that’s ur scene if ur willing to wear those)
The Woodstock, The Ted Nugent, or Arabian Nights
Indo-Inspired (As it reminds me of Indonesian Batik Design)
Blue genies (plain blue jeans with a twist)
The Bluebonic Paisley
LSD Semen
“Floral Nightmares”
Just one word. “Swag”
Paid Paisley
Paid Paisley Pants, Triple P’s for short PPP or even P’s
Rhinestone Cowboy
Blue Indians
Beer Bandana
how about “undulate” !!
Relaxed Weekender
Vineyard Dimes
The Boogie Nights
Walkin’ Blues
Go F*ck Yourself Pants
Ice Road Puckers
The “Do I look gay in these pants?” pants.
“Blue Valentine Bandana”
Paisley Swagger
Fractalicious
or The Hippy Hip Huggers
PAISE-LEader of the Pack
“The Boteh Royals”
“Paisle me pretty”
“Carrey me home”
“Butteh face”
Disco Hambags.
Name: Chesapeake Bay-sley
Rhythm & Hues
There are many cool names but what comes to mind is the SoHo Sunday’s. Gold Jerrry…Gold
Blue Without You
Stary Nights or Blue Paisley
Prince in the Park
Paisley Khakis, “pakhis”
Sorry Nights
Starry Knights
Persian Pickle Pantaloons
And the Pais Go On
Just One of Those Pais
Paisley Parks
Psychedelic Mist
Not Your Grandpa’s Chinos
Fear an Loathing in Las Office
Hunter S. Thompson Chinos
Argyria.
The Trippy Tsunami
Peter Paisleys
Paisley Party Pants
poppa’s paisley’s
Bonanza!
The H.A.P.P.Y. Chino. As in, hey make sure and wear those Hot Ass Paisley Pants of Yours.
I don’t know if these pants are making me think of Paul McCartney or if his song titles just lend themselves to pants like this, but my initial thought was “Love Me Doo Rag,” which gave way to thoughts of “Bandana On The Run;” but realizing that these names could lead to copyright infringement lawsuits, I settled on: “Hippie to See You,” as in “Is that a bandana on your pants or are you just hippie to see me?”
“Bo Bos”
Referring to the term “Bo Bo” which is a shortening of the term “bohemian bourgeois” coined by author David Brooks to describe modern business people that enjoy the finer things in life but also possess a 60s-style liberal idealism.
It also references nicely with the brand: Bonobos.
(a shortening of “Bo Bottoms”?)
Crazley Paisley
The Galavanters
The “Freudian Slap”
Don’t know if I can, but three options:”The Silk road bandit” the “Chuck Finleys” or the “Chinese Imiigrants”
The Brad Paisleys
The Elvis Paisleys
The Austin Powers Pants
Don’t Paise-Me Bro
The Bonobos Biology Slide Pants
The Prince Pants
The Electric Kool Aid Acid Pants
The Swirly Birds
“Groovy Prussian Blues” ’cause at Bonobos, Paisley wears you.
The Lewinskys
“Cpt. Flashy Pants”
“The Duke’s”- John Wayne
“Thompson’s Great escape”-Hunter S. Thompon
The Wavy Gravy Navy
The Timothy Leary Wash
The Lean Straight Dandies (LSD)
The Santana Bandana Pants
The Grateful Dude Pants
The Biology 101s
The Amoebozoa Bonobos
The Gone Fission Pants
The Easy Cell Pants
The Membrane Teasers
Pais of Thunder
The Suit o pod pants
The Proteus Pants
The Keasy Riders
The Mr. Mojo Riders
The Bono Bonobos
Slide and the family stoners
Since these are pants John Daly would not hesitate to golf in, they should be “The Daly Special”
The Mr. Mojo Risers
John Daisleys
“bold school”
“Tributes” …. Seems like they are a tribute to a past era
The Conservative
Leary Timothys
Pants of Persia
Mankolam Magic
The Devil to Paisley
The Blue Meanies
Double Takes
-or-
Matchless
Paisley Daze
Bandana Pants-o-rama
The Craisleys
“Love in the Garden” of Good and Evil
Paisley Parks
Tuesday Night Teardrops
Genie Mirage
Bombay the hard way
Blue Dreams
Stuck in the ’60s Classic – Black liner
Starry Night
paisley perfection
Blue Dream
“wild Wednesday wranglers”
DooWaps
I Swear I’m Not Gaysley Pants
Bandana Americana.
Paisley Predicament
Brave Brads
Modern pirate chinos
What are those pants you have on??? These? I call these my
“Fanny Oakley’s”
Persian Camo
Thunderwear
Plaise with your mind
The Brad.
Naisleys – (navy + paisley) pronounced naizlies
“Bombay Elephants”
Pay Me.
Paisley Galaxy
I think they should be called india,guru.. or shaman, something.
Hookers and Blow
Welsh Blue Pear
Introducing the “Blue Diamond Philips”
Blue Mankolam
Royal Regalia
Fantsy Pantsy
Paisley Rain
Paisley Pats
Ride’em Paisley
Country Club Camos
Benoit Mandelslacks
Jimi Jeans
paisley power pants
Bandarihas
paisley bandana pants, panleys (pants and paisley portmanteau) for short.
The Salsa Seducer
Petri Dish
Cosmic Chinos
The Paisleontologist
“The Paisley Players” or
“Pais In Full”
Native down unders
DonDom
“The Shy Guy’s Antidote” I mean c’mon, what chic isn’t going to come talk to you just for wearing these…
Bandanobos Pants… (Bandana + Bonobos)
I rebuke my vote for “Rhinestone Cowboy”, and do something unethical, and VOTE for Al’s “The Conversation” That, by far is the best name for these pants.
Rad Paisley
The Elvis Paisleys
Paisley Park West Ave.
Hanks
The Paisley Prince
“Paisley Sundays”
The Indo-chinos
John Daly’s
The Fancy Pancy
Nipsey Russells
“Blue Mondays”.. who needs “Casual Fridays” anymore
Corinne
Ainsley Painsley
david arquette’s next costume on dancing with the stars
presidente palme, these pants rock
Puddle Jumpers
“The Freakenders”
Grandana
The One-upper
McFly Guy Paisley Pant
Paised & Enthused
PM Paisley
Super Saturdays
Mason Dixons
Cowboy Cologne
Hanky Panky.
The Trippin’ Trousers
Primordial Soup
You’re My Boy, Blue
Swatrick Paisley. Admittedly, a ripoff of the first commenter, whose idea was great. If mine is chosen, he should get half of the prize.
The Welsh Pair
How bout’ Paisley Mountain Highs.
Blue Confusion
The Hankerchinos?
Sorry, typo, Handkerchinos. My bad.
bandapants
Crime Paisley
The discount isn’t working. That’s too bad because I really liked Bonobos band.
Blue Barracudas
Drape snakes
Microscope
It can be something like “party in my pants” or like in Anchorman… “pants party”
Cowblue Up
Paisley Persuasion
“Liberace’s Pajamas”
Liberace’s Pajamas
“Love is the beauty of the soul.” ~ Saint Augustine
Blue Sarongs
Dragon’s Flair
Flair De Lis
Stevie Rays
Raisin Brans
Stargazers
PaChinos (Pacinos)
Baby Boomers
Ricos
Argonauts
Bamboos
Ceviches
Escargos
Machismos
Plainly Paisleys
Lazy Paisley
Barry Garcia’s
Bonobonanza
“The Blue Streak”
The Pearfect Paisley
The Eccentrics
Party Paisley
Paisley Dynasty Pants
Mankolam
Crazy Confidence
Fancy my pants?
Psychopomps
“Massive Set” Let’s face it, you need a Massive Set to wear these. Conversly, if you don’t have a Massive Set, you may be inclined to purchase them solely in order to give the impression of having a Massive Set. So from a marketing standpoint, it works either way!
the coxcomb pant
“Look at me” pants
“Damn, i spilled coffee on my pants – good thing I have this bandana” pants
“Amoebas under a microscope” pants
“Blue Amoebas”
“What? You don’t like them?”
soul love
Navy flair
the galactic pant
Because I can – Paisley Confidence
The Dude
Pimpin’ Paisley
Mas Puto.
The Rineharts
“Boteh-ga”
“The Good, the Bad, and the Paisley.”
Persian Pickle Princess
Caposhi Cobalt
The Sultan Special
“The Texas Blue-Step”
Pleasurable Paisley
Eat your paisleys
D.F.U.
(damn freakin ugly)
Dos Banditos
Pocketful of Paisley
Park in the Paisley…..
How tough a guy are you?
Zagros
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zagros_Mountains
Summer of 69′
BonBons
Grand Turks.
PITBULL
Azerbaijan
Paisley Pleasure
Disco Dancers
“The Maluku Islands”
Paisley’s All Over Me
ROYAL GYPSY KING
STEEL BLUTEH
Alternate Blueniverse.
Mandana Pant
Pantiful Paisley
The Pais of our Lives
Bleu Valentino
Chance of Paisley
The darjeeling limited.
dU drop in
Blue Brigade
Paisley Bandino’s
day trippers
Bitchin’ Breeches
The Standout!
swagger.0 by bonobos
pronounced: (swagger point “O”)
The B-Rad Paisleys
Paisley Sundays
English Vaqueros
‘He Must Be Somebody’ pants.
Digging the Patrick Swaisley name, so along the same line:
The Dirty Dancers
The Johnny Castles
“Fore Christ Sake”
HTTDZ PANTS, ( Highway to the danger zone)
Slactals (Fractal + Slacks=awesome)
“The Van Halens”
The Nooners
PANTrick Swaisley
skulduggery
Acid Rain
Party Pants
Belle of the Boulevard
Snoop Dogg Trousers
Parker Paisleys
The Dallas Stetsons
Western Dazzle
Hank R. Chief
Lackaplaisical
“Party Pants”
…you’ll need something on to take off, after all
Seize the Daisley
Frac Pants
“The Brad Paisley”
The Mullet: Business up top, party down below.
Hofmanns…..after Albert Hofmann !!
‘Knickerbocker’
The Persian Pickle
shadow dragon print
“Paislynators”
Pantdanas
Pantanas
The Don Draperunners
the “wham bam SWANK you m’ams!”
Pantdannas
The DonJuan’s
american dreams
straight from the 70′s
Blue Mondays
Mr.Peyslee
paisley panic
Please Me Paisley
Criptastic Khaki-bocker
Hazy Paisley
Loch Blues
“Paramecium Party”
Paisley Pizzazz
The Classy Bandit/Bandito Pant
Italiano Veros
“Persian Pickles” – a bit a history for you
“Day tripper”
The De La Vega
PAINsley
The bandit
pantopaislies
Walk this Sway
Clash of the Cottons
The Thurston Howell III’s
The One Knight Stand
Purple People Eaters
Mumbai
Don’t Be A Haight-er
Fun,a little mysterious….they should be called “El Kismet” the man pants w/a sense of destiny.-In fact if those pant were a man I’ld likely want to date him!
Serious Ninja
Ameba
Cool Blue Hallucination
(proper email this time)
thank god its friday casual
Burning of the Midnight Paisley
BandanaBo Joes
the hendrix
passion blue pants
poison was a jealous man pants
Swag Cheese
Sundays Best
TENER PANTALONES
“having the pants” which is slang for “having the balls/guts”
Urbanely Paisley
When Doves Cry
Welsh Pears
Paisley Park Busters
I wouldn’t be caught dead in these pants. Pants.
paisleyor pants
Poppin Paisley
Paisley Parade
What the Paisley?
P.D.U
Pretty darn uhuhgleeee!
Are you guys blind. These are some prettty ugly pants.
Maybe a sofa cover or tablecloth, but jeans?
Fresh as a Paisley
10:15 on a Saturday Night
Paisley Delight
Coolster
Perfectly Paisleys
Paisley Pantaloons!
The Pants of Trance
Blueberry Bandits
Cowboy Dans
Persian Pickles
Welsh Pears
“Bradtrous” (Brad, as in Paisley & Trous as in trouser
“Daisy’s”
Brummels – like beau Brummel.
The Peacock
A real man’s pants
“Panama Paisley”
“Every Cloud has a silver lining”
“Dear Paisley”
An explanation. Paisley is a “droplet-shaped vegetable motif” with Indian origins. It was popularized in our modern culture thanks to the Beatles trip to India in 1968, inspiring hippies across the nation to celebrate the Indian culture and spirituality while sporting the paisley’s unique minding bending designs. Not all agree that Paisley is appropriate clothing attire however. In 1995, authors Hal Rubenstein and Jim Mullen released the book “Paisley Goes With Nothing: A Man’s Guide to Style”.
Well clearly, the designers at Bonobos kindly disagree! So to honor the great paisley and to pay tribute to the band that inspired its insurgence here, we say “Dear Paisley”, won’t you come out and play?
Paisley Melee
Chiz
Blue Bear
Jack Trippers
“Say whats?”
Eddie Teflons
Deep Paisley
Powerful Paisley
The big boss “Head Honcho”
The Vera Badley’s
Pants party (like in anchorman) or there is party in my chinos
Paisley Pandelbrots
The panty droppers
Mr. Otieese
The Pantdanas
Cut & Paisley
Paisley Oatmeal
loud and proud
Dude Ranch pants
“RANDY” -feeling great sexual desire
bluegrass
wallflower power
“wallflower power”
“the life of the party”
“Paliacate”
Grandpa’s Handerchief
Bandino Chino
Morning Wood.
‘Subtly is My Middle Name’
Eggplant Blues.
blue shagalicious………
“Good Gawd”
Paisley Waisley!
Welsh Pairs
A play on the name “WELSH PEARS” which was one of the names for paisley back in the 1880′s
A Tad Paisley
Paisley Daze of Winter
“Could this be magic”
Cash Meere
Crip Whips
Hankie-Leg
Renfrewshire Trousers
Princey Pair -o- Pants
Classic Amoeba
Swelly Blues
Young Gatsby
Presumptuous Paisley
“Perfecty Paisley”
Paise the King
Paisley Showdown
Amoeba Blue
Paisley Perfection
Blue Crush
“Ups-a-Paisley”
Yankee Chiefs
Monkey Spunk
Paisley for Cocktails
Summer of Love
The Brilanders
“particularly paisley”
Metallic Amoeba
1. Overdose. 2. Retarded.
FYI, No guys can be found on this planet who would wear a blazer and those pants at the same time. Even the model who wore them demanded that his face be removed from the picture to remain unidentifiable.
particularly paisley
Cholito Banditio
Paisley Blue Rendezvous
“The One Night Stand”
Welsh Hippie-huggers
Grandma’s Old Curtains
Blue Mango Leaf
Azúl Extravaganza
BLEU BOHÈME
BLAMdana
or
Bandanarama
The John Daly Collection
“the punters”
‘Trouser Jazz’
The untouchables
Man
Paramecium Paisley
Azúl Illusionistos
Ukiyo Rivers
Visualize World Pais
The Azurebaijans
In honor of Azerbaijan’s Olympic pants!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Azerbaijans-Vancouver-Olympic-Parade-Pants/347972477176
The Sands of Time
Made of material fine enough to withstand the intense sun of an Iranian mid-summer day, yet perfectly suited for the cool shade inside the Persian bazaar, these pants will rival the vivid colors of the hand-made rugs that can be seen as you leap from one rooftop to the next. And don’t worry if you get them dirty… you can always turn back time and buy another pair.
Smoke Trails.
daisy riders
Relaxed Royalty
bandalones
Blue Sundays
Way Too Friendlies
The Paisley Knights
Nailers
Midsummer Night’s Dream
Paisley Pays Me
“Groovy Night” (inspired from the famous painting, “starry night”
PAISED & CONFUSED
Andrew is a douche. I plan to use my winnings to get these pants. I will then purchase a blazer. Then, in all my glory, I will defend the honor of my pants/blazer combo by kicking Andrew’s ass this side of Thursday.
Bandanapant
Chinchillsters, nuff said.
Paisley Pandemonium
Don’t wear the wallpaper.
These should be called “The Berkley’s”
Cloud 9
ex-girlfriends handbag
Los Chinos
East Indian Night Trader.
Pocket Full of Paisley