You used to have to buy a car to get a free assault rifle, but South Carolina Adjutant General (that’s the fancy way of saying “In charge of the state National Guard.”) hopeful Dean Allen aims to change that with his “machine gun social.” Why? Because ice cream is for pansies and while guns are acceptable, bare breasts are frowned upon.
The $25 “campaign contribution” got attendees barbecue, a clip of bullets (for target practice), and a chance to win the semi-automatic AK-47 assault rifle. The real question is, were there hot chicks firing the guns? The only thing that motivates men more than guns, explosions, and food… is breasts.
Then again, this would have been happening all day: Women With Guns
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