Let’s be realistic, we’ve all been exactly where that girl is going to be in the morning. Normal people get a designated driver, call a cab, or, stupidly, drive home intoxicated. Worst case scenario, you end up like The ‘Hoff and get your seventeen year old daughter to call you a ride. But that’s not how they roll (on Shabbos no less!) in Lawrence, Kansas.
In Lawrence, Kansas you drive home intoxicated…in the ambulance…that you just stole. Dennis Leary driving an ambulance drunk? Believable. Agent Bowman’s new Die Hard-esque EMT driving one drunk? Plausible. Random 21 year old ganking one for a drunken joyride? Wow. The stones on this guy have to be huge if he thought he had no way home other than stealing an ambulance.
It’s already a good story, but it gets better. Not only did he steal the ambulance he started a brief, low-speed chase, and got arrested by a female cop. He’s not going to be seeing a (real) booby prize any time soon.
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