hotquest

hotquest

Tommy Glide, you are my hero; Joe Francis, go back to jail. Tommy Glide had a problem – there were too many local hotties not getting enough exposure. What did he do? Made a website of course.

The Hot Quest is like Hot or Not without the mandatory rating… and the dudes. That’s right, you don’t have to rate one particular hottie to see the next and there is no risk of seeing some random shirtless dbag posing for his MySpace. Each girl has multiple pictures (it’s quite humanizing) and, most importantly, the site is actually tag searchable so you can limit your choices by hair color, body type, and ethnicity.

There is also no arbitrary rating system because every one has different criteria that they rate on (beer goggles aside). It’s quite simple really: Is the girl the hottest girl on Earth? F-Yes or Hell No. No numbers, no stars, no comparison to Gianna Michaels, Posh Spice, or Keeley Hazel.

So check out The Hot Quest and help the world decide who the hottest hottie really is.  Come on, even tryptophan isn’t THAT powerful.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.