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It’s the time of year when gyms are packed with “resolutioners” and your buddy’s cubicle is slightly more organized than usual.  Don’t worry, it won’t last.  Give it two weeks and the benches at the gym will be free and your coworker’s desk will be covered in an avalanche of printed emails and empty Diet Coke cans.  The average Joe Schmoe isn’t the only one bailing on their New Year’s resolution though, here are some Failed New Year’s Resolutions from some well-known folk:

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.