Let’s face it, the aftermath of your most recent encounter with a bong was probably coma-inducing, left a bad taste in your mouth, may have involved the authorities, and ended with you quite thirsty. While the “water” from a beer bong is quite delicious (and thirst quenching), NORML marijuana bongs do not contain such delicious concoctions. Contrary to popular belief, Bong Water will not give you wings, a Phelpian physique, or “Olympic Strength.”
But that didn’t stop Minnesota legislature from classifying bong water as a prosecutable first-degree possession offense. Sara Peck’s home was searched by the South Central Drug Investigation Unit and they found a glass bong, red butane torch, and a glass pipe. Instead of a paraphernalia charge, she was charged with criminal possession because the 37 grams of bong water was in excess of the 25 gram statute.
Yes, smoking methamphetamine is bad for you (drugs are bad, mmkay), but you have to be a whole new level of stupid to drink ANY kind of bong water. If this woman is capable of supporting a family — and her drug habit — clearly she isn’t that retarded. Not to mention the fact that the SCDIU (Come up with more clever acronyms Minnesota.) didn’t find any of the actual drugs.
No one from the Minnesota legislature was available for comment about whether all liquids that can be consumed from bongs will be criminalized. Word of advice Minnesota – If you attempt to take away our hot chick’s doing beer bongs, you better call the National Guard first.
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