Do you remember the last time you cut class, work, or any other life obligation you didn’t feel like dealing with? With that memory fresh in your mind, would it have been worth stabbing yourself? Apparently it was for Aaron Siebers of the Denver, Colorado suburb of Edgewater.
In light of the fact that there are SO many interesting things to do in Denver, Aaron decided to play hooky from his video store job (Dude, how are you going to become the next Tarantino if you keep skipping work?) and take the day off. He had the foresight to call in sick, but told his boss he was assaulted by three men dressed in black that were either Hispanic or skinheads. [Skinheads OR Hispanics? That's as descriptive as anyone saying Katy Perry Perry is hot.]
Aaron’s boss promptly called the police, who showed up at Aaron’s house with K-9 units. He was probably mid-bowl and just sitting down to a rousing game of Halo (or was it WoW), but this cannot be confirmed. Have fun in prison Aaron; you better hope the cornhole they talk about is bags.
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