While women might be celebrities for a number of reasons they all have one thing in common – they’re hot. Drop dead, sacrifice a testicle for hot. When it comes to absurdly hot women, two really is better than one. Do we know Scarlett with Sandra and Madonna with Britney are nothing more than publicity stunts? Of course we do, but that doesn’t make it any less fantastic to watch. The only thing we want in between each of these sets of girls more than their tongues is us.
Neither one of them has a problem locking lips with a woman, so this one is a no-brainer. The two of them making out would be red, white, and blue (depending on the hair) that’s more explosive than any Fourth of July.
Jessica Alba and Alyson Hannigan
Between the Invisible Woman and the Wiccan chick (who was a known lesbian) this coupling would give geeks everywhere a coronary.
Emma Watson and Hayden Panettiere
One can’t die and the other is a witch. Can you even imagine the kind of sick shit that would happen if it evolved into more than a kiss? Come April – when they’re both 21 – we won’t have to rely on Perez for the goodies.
Katherine Heigl and Emma Stone
We’re generally of the opinion that older chicks playing high school girls is just ridiculous (unless it involves cheerleading uniforms), but we’ll make an exception for these two. Throw some Judd Apatow plot elements in (pot) and the only thing we know for sure is that we’re McLovin’ it.
Isla Fisher and Christina Hendricks
We could put something here about how these girls made it safe for Gingers in the wild again, but by now you’ve seen Mad Men and Wedding Crashers so you don’t need any help with this one.
Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek
Nothing heats up a kiss like lesbian rumors. These two ladies are so close that it’s remarkable they haven’t made out before (yes, we checked). This is a Spanish and Mexican pairing you won’t regret the day after.
Kate Beckinsale and Kristen Stewart
Vampires you can sink your, um, teeth into. And yeah, we’d gladly watch them suck on each other.
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester
Yeah, that picture is real. If they kissed on Gossip Girl it would be a must watch for guys everywhere. Who knew man was capable of living vicariously through candy?
Beyonce and Zooey Deschanel
Jungle Fever never looked – or sounded – so damn good.
Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde
If eyes are the windows to the soul we would pick up religion to to gaze into either one of theirs. Apparently there is something to look at above the neck.
Catherine Bell and Diane Lane
One word: cougars. Have you seen their acting chops? These two would put Jenna Jameson to shame.
Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox
Until someone figures out how to clone Angelina Jolie so she can make out with herself, we’ll settle for Angelina and 2.0 – Megan Fox. With lips that big the kiss would probably be visible from space, but we don’t think that’s a bad thing.
We’re not saying we have any interest in her muffin, but anything Betty White does nowadays instantly become the hottest thing on the Internet. Watching her grope Sandra Bullock was the only reason to watch The Proposal. That’s what we heard anyways, there’s no way we would ever see that movie.
Ok here’s the deal. We’ve gotten pretty good at thinking with the most important part of our anatomy when it comes to women, but there’s a chance (however slim) that we could have missed someone. Whoever comes up with the best oral interaction (has to be a celebrity and you get bonus points if she’s not on this list) as decided by the Cool Material team will win anything from the Guy Gift Guide up to $50. Because the only thing we like more than girl-on-girl action is giving away free shit. Leave a comment below.