Brabus T65 RS Vanish

If you happen to live in the Middle East – or just have more money than God – things like champagne falling from the heavens, panties hitting the floor, and making your own islands doesn’t seem that out of the ordinary. With a list of common occurrences like that, getting a big-name German car manufacturer to make you your own car is about as easy as the rest of us mortals having it our way at Burger King.

Enter the Brabus T65 RS Vanish – a fitting name because vanish is exactly what the stoplights and the money in your bank account are going to do after your purchase. Mercedes in house tuner starts with the already absurd 670hp T65 and then guts it in favor of an obscene 800hp, twin-turbo, quad intercooled Brabus V12. Your $95,000 conversion (that’s right, the $225,000+ T65 isn’t included) also gets you a custom paint job, hood scoop, and seats – because sitting on piles of money is probably pretty damn uncomfortable.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.