There’s something out there. It lives… at that truck stop, in the dark… something… something that’s come back from the dead. Something… or someone.
That someone is Ademir Jorge Goncalves and he just so happens to be zombie – or so his family thought when they left for his funeral on All Souls Day. Apparently the Police in Brazil (being the crack team that they are) pronounced him dead after a family member identified his body – based on his clothing.
Luckily, no one went Bill Murray on his ass when he showed up to his own funeral… late. (Apparently he didn’t get the Facebook event invitation reminding him of the time.) Next time you need to identify the body of a deceased relative, do it based on DNA, tattoos, or the funny little curve of the…
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