Beer is the great equalizer. It makes everything more amusing, it makes everyone hotter, and helps you rationalize your unlimited texting plan. Apparently it also helps you make great decisions like: eating your vegetables, using your tools in obscure ways, and sleeping in freezers.
That’s right, someone else got caught red-handed (literally) attempting to operate a freezer while intoxicated. Unfortunately, this case is fooey (that’s stylized fui for those of you not paying attention) and doesn’t involve video evidence.
Timothy Dean St. Clair, the offender in question, was arrested in Florida for commercial burgling (He’s really not a serial killer, though the name may suggest otherwise) after police discovered him in the freezer during a routine security check. Police have not yet responded about whether or not he has stolen the “Drunkest Guy Ever” title. Given his comatose state when discovered, it is unlikely there was any break-dancing. Next time Tim, next time.
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