TwinTrax-Motorcycle

Anyone that says you can have too much of a good thing is a liar. There’s a loose limit for things like Taco Bell and Coors Light, but you can just consume the surplus the next day. When it comes to motorcycles, though, too much can only be bad if it’s the price tag. Extra engines and an almost horizontal riding posture (think Tron) are not bad. The TwinTrax definitely looks badass, but its bark and bite are as big as its snarl. It’s got not one, but Two Harley-Davidson/S&S Evolution engines outputting 1340ccm (80cui) and 80hp EACH. That’s over 2500ccm (150cui) and 150hp total. If any of us could ever afford it, it would probably rip us a new one. In the meantime, we’re going to ogle from afar.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.