Mercedes G-Wagon LAPV 6-X Concept

Holy shitballs, Batman… Mercedes apparently makes a tank. Who knew.  Granted, it doesn’t have cat tracks and a giant fuckoff cannon strapped to the front, but seriously, look at it. It’s a goddamned tank. It’s also perhaps the best vehicle ever to have on hand for the zombie apocalypse: 18-inches of ground clearance, hydraulic ventilated disc brakes, armor plating, and full combat radio jamming systems, to jam those zombie radio frequencies. Right. Anyway, good word Mercedes. Now hopefully you’ll stop making minivans.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.