Mercedes G-Wagon LAPV 6-X Concept

Holy shitballs, Batman… Mercedes apparently makes a tank. Who knew.  Granted, it doesn’t have cat tracks and a giant fuckoff cannon strapped to the front, but seriously, look at it. It’s a goddamned tank. It’s also perhaps the best vehicle ever to have on hand for the zombie apocalypse: 18-inches of ground clearance, hydraulic ventilated disc brakes, armor plating, and full combat radio jamming systems, to jam those zombie radio frequencies. Right. Anyway, good word Mercedes. Now hopefully you’ll stop making minivans.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.