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If you park like any of the idiots featured on iparklikeanidiot.com then you deserve much worse than a sticker on your car. But as much as we’d like to punch you in the wiener, we’d rather not wait around for you. So instead we’ll just tag your car with a bright yellow “I Park Like An Idiot” sticker and snap a photo… because seriously dude, were you even trying?

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