harley

The only thing more manly than riding a Harley is riding a Harley with a wicked beard. While it definitely won’t help you with the latter, the Harley 2010 Sportster Forty-Eight will definitely help you with the former. When you add to that the fact that it gets 57mpg highway, you can have any chick you want at the bar – even the “green” ones. At just over $10k to start, it’s also cheaper than a Honda Civic. This bike would be just as much at home in an art gallery as it would be in your garage, except never riding it would be a crime.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.