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Manliness is something hard to come by these days. Drinking during work is frowned upon, smoking apparently kills you, and there’s definitely not enough hours in the day for you to spend time at the gym. The only solution? A wicked stache. Fortunately for your fragile masculinity, this also applies to your Cavalier, Sunfire, or Taurus thanks to Car Stache.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.