Anti-Theft Bike/Car Device

There's been a breakthrough recently in anti-theft technology that we must share with you! The Anti-Theft Bike/Car Device, or as they are more commonly known, rust and scratch stickers. Slap them on your wheels to make them look more like a rust bucket, presumably also making your car or bicycle less desirable to steal. Okay, so maybe it's not the most sophisticated anti-theft technology, but it's certainly affordable.