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The Porsche 911 Turbo S. Porsche used to refer to it in advertisements as “like having your own personal amusement park”. Your g’damn right it is. For your viewing pleasure, the new 2014 Porsche 911 Turbo S. Since we already know that the 911 is damn sexy, we will skip the aesthetics and get right into the important stuff. Air is force fed into the flat six engine by two turbochargers generating 560 hp. Turning all that power into burnt rubber and mind bending acceleration is an all new awd system complemented by new rear wheel steering. Like the new 911 GT-3, Porsche has shelved the 6 speed manual in favor of the highly capable PKD 7 speed automatic. Reigning in the Turbo S are Porsche Carbon Ceramic brakes. So assuming you can afford the entry fee, what should you expect? Expect zero to 60 times of sub 3 seconds. Expect top speed of 198 miles per hour. Expect to smile, a lot. Available end of 2013.

Price: Like they say, if you have to ask, you probably can’t afford it.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.