kia-2011-optima

Listen, we know what you’re thinking because we were thinking it too – a Kia? Really? Yes, really. Sure, it might have a grill that looks like it was stolen from Honda, and tail lights ripped from a Mitsubishi, but is that really a bad thing? Let’s face it, five years ago no one with half a brain would have been caught dead in a Kia. Now the only thing likely to be killed in action is you from whipping around the 274 horsepower, direct injected 2.0l SX.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.