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There are certain things that even if you had all the money in the world you wouldn’t think you’d ever be able to acquire – The Mona Lisa, Hank Aaron’s 755th home run ball, a manly Snuggie – but every once in a while one of these things becomes available to you.  If you want to barrel through your streets while evading Boss Hogg now you can if you win the auction for one of the last four remaining General Lee’s from the Dukes of Hazzard set.  Currently owned, and slightly customized, by former NBA star, Jalen Rose, the proceeds from the sale of the Charger will go to the “Jalen Rose Leadership Academy”.  Tell your lady-friend to slip on some Daisy Dukes and hop in for a spin but remember, if you’ve put on a bit of a beer gut in your time, you’re going to have to slim down if you want to get in as well.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.