Wiffle Ball The Ultimate Guide

Before AOL, before YouTube, before it was easy to find free porn on the Internet, before even Cool Material – there was wiffle ball. Since softball has become increasingly commercialized Americans had to find a new amateur sport involving a stick, ball, and displays of testosterone. Wiffle ball is that sport. Wiffle Ball: The Ultimate Guide lays out everything you never thought you needed to know about your favorite sport growing up. And if Member’s Only can come back, why can’t wiffle ball?

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.