Whole-Beast-Butchery

What would you do if someone dropped an entire cow into your kitchen and said, “Enjoy!” Would you try to hoist the entire thing onto your Weber grill? Would you hack away like some guide in the rainforest with a machete? Would you go to Mickey D’s? If you’d feel completely overwhelmed by the prospect without any clue where to start (“Do I use a hacksaw?”), Whole Beast Butchery will prove an infallible guide. Sure the idea that someone will airlift a cow carcass onto your kitchen island is fairly unlikely, but if you want to get back in touch with how men used to eat before we only had to roll down our car windows to get a meal, this is the place to start. Learn how to pick out quality sustainable meats, butcher them if necessary, and get back in touch with respecting your food.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.