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With cable, Netflix, and internet options, finding the best thing to watch during your downtime is difficult. Instead of flipping through menus all weekend and settling on nothing, turn to What to Watch This Weekend, a series in which we give you our pick for the best new show or movie available.

Get ready for Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean-Claude Van Damme in Jean-Claude Van Johnson. Yes, this is a real thing. Jean-Claude Van Johnson is a real show hitting Amazon today and it sees Van Damme having a little bit of fun with the persona he’s accrued over the years. As a former undercover agent, Van Damme comes out of retirement for one more gig, where he has to save the day and rescue the girl through a series of roundhouse kicks. Honestly, that’s all we want. We’re not looking for anything more, but Van Damme’s self-awareness makes this pretty fun.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.