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Over time far too many men have traded in their toolbelts for a Sam’s Club case of duct tape rolls.  Yes, we’ve all heard duct tape can fix everything, but here’s a newsflash:  It can’t.  Have you ever seen a doctor walk into the ER with a roll for open heart surgery?  (If you have, seriously call the authorities.)  From the guys over at ThereIFixedIt.com comes a collection of the most FAIL worthy repair jobs for your coffee table.  The book has over 200 different laughable pictures along with commentary for you and any of your guests’ enjoyment.  One breeze through and you’ll feel better about the fact that you somehow screwed up that Ikea desk.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.