The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook

If you watch Game of Thrones or read the books (why don’t you brag about it?), part of you kinda wants to hang with Tyrion Lannister and knock back a few chalices of red wine and proceed to enjoy some female company. Yeah trading in our modern technology would be difficult, but we’d get over our lost iPhone pretty quickly as we drunkenly waltzed into the local brothel. Besides feasting on flesh (sounds like something the tiny Lannister would say), we could get used to dining like a lord as well. With The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook, you can whip up your own Medieval Times-esque meals while not having to cheer on the green knight like a 13-year-old girl. Just don’t get too intoxicated off Arbor Wine that you decide it’s high time you removed someone’s head.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.