Scenario: You’re standing at the bar waiting for your drink when some juiced-up loser bumps into you and tries to kick his non-existent game to the woman you’ve been working on all night. When you turn to say something he makes some snide, caveman-like remark that makes him sound slightly more intelligent than Bamm-Bamm from The Flintstones. In your mind you respond with the wittiest remark ever concocted causing his head to explode, your new lady friend to get all weak in the knees and the DJ to hit the theme song to Rocky. Doesn’t usually work out that way. For all the stories of when it did, pick up The Quotable A**hole. Inside you’ll find 1,200 of the most kick-ass comebacks and ego-crushing quotes. Not only are the lyrical greats like Mark Twain and quote-machine Winston Churchill included, but you’ll also find rare gems from the unlikeliest of sources like, oh we don’t know . . . Ghandi!