The-Drunk-Diet

Admit it, somewhere in your closet is an Ab Rocker or a P90X DVD or—god forbid – a Shake Weight. We wanna be fit and we happen to be suckers for a well-designed ad campaign (“Who cares if it looks like he’s playing with himself? Check out those arms!”). We’ll fall for a fitness plan that seems simple or simply awesome, and Luc Carl had us at “Drunk Diet.” Luc transformed himself from an “out-of-shape, bloated asshole” into an in-shape, far from bloated partier (we can’t comment on the asshole part). Without ditching the cold beers, he changed his life and is inspiring others to do so as well. The book might be hard to read with the room spinning after a long night, but any diet plan that allows for such a bender works for us.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.