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On the surface, Ted is a movie about a grown ass man with a best friend that’s a talking teddy bear. It was written, directed and voiced by Seth MacFarlane, the creator of Family Guy. The movie starts with a bunch of kids beating up a ginger in the middle of the street around Christmas time. Inside 10 minutes, Mark Wahlberg and the teddy bear version of Peter Griffin are ripping bongs, crashing cars into shit and making fun of Mila Kunis. We were skeptical at first too, but this movie is actually pretty freaking hilarious. If you haven’t seen it yet, you need to.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.