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When The Simpsons first entered our lives, we were all rocking Members Only jackets and acid wash jeans, gearing up to buy Sega Genesis, and collectively thinking Bobby Brown was about to conquer the rap game.  Now, over 10 years later, those acid wash jeans are hanging in a Goodwill shop somewhere, Bobby Brown is a freakin’ disaster, and The Simpsons, well, they’re still a TV staple.  The show has spawned a movie that grossed over $500 million worldwide, a slew of websites dedicated to Bart’s chalkboard scribblings, and now, an eight pound brick-of-a-book any fan of the show would drool over.  Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide:  Seasons 1-20, from Simpsons creator Matt Groening, dedicates at least two pages to every single episode, plenty of new art work and so much more.  Best . . . book . . . ever (Comic Book Guy voice).

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.