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In case you haven’t heard of PornBurger, the self-described “burger pervert” makes fantastic burger-based creations like the Spamela Anderson (pineapple upside down cake buns, jalapeño bacon, sharp cheddar, beef patty w/ spam) and The Fowl-Atio (rosemary, sweet potato roll, cranberry ketchup, brussel sprout salad, crispy duck skin, turkey gravy, jarlesburg cheese, turkey patty, chicken liver pate) that are equal parts delicious and completely out of the ordinary. PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes takes all of classically-trained chef Matthew Ramsey’s ridiculous recipes and raunchy descriptions and turns them into a cookbook you can reference to create your own “culi-naughty adventures” in hamburgery.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.