Mixtape-Holiday-Music-That-Doesnt-Suck

We love the holidays. Giving gifts, getting gifts and getting smashed with Gramma so she can tell the same stories over and over always brings a smile to our faces. We’re even ok almost having a heart attack in January when the credit card bills start piling up like those 20% off coupons to Bed, Bath and Beyond. The one thing we will not abide is holiday music. We get it; everyone likes snow during the month of Christmas, corn cob pipes and having a reason to blast Bing Crosby, but we can only handle about a day of that before we wish we were born deaf. We wanted a mixtape that would get everyone at a party in the spirit—without wanting to imitate Van Gogh—so we made one. Here you go: Holiday Music That Doesn’t Suck.




1. Father Christmas by The Kinks
Amazon: MP3
2. First Noel (I Like Christmas) by Eve 6
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Amazon: Album
3. Christmas Is by Run DMC
Amazon: MP3 Album
4. Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto by James Brown
Amazon: MP3 Ablum
5. Oi to the World By The Vandals
Amazon: MP3 Album
6. Merry Christmas (I Dont Want To Fight Tonight) By The Ramones
Amazon: MP3 Album
7. The Grinch by Blue Meanies
Amazon: MP3 Album
8. Mistletoe by Jukebox The Ghost
Amazon: MP3 Album
9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by Sister Hazel
Amazon: MP3 Album
10. Angels We Have Heard On High by MU330
Amazon: MP3 Album
11. I Won’t Be Home For Christmas by blink-182
Amazon: MP3
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