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When we got our hands on a copy of Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction we quickly unleashed hell on our office mates.  Now that we found a new job we’re ready for a new workplace warfare manifesto to send some interns running for the hills when our coffee is slightly tepid.  Mini Weapons of Mass Destruction 2 teaches you how to construct more little devilish creations – a paper throwing star, pen blowgun, and tons more – this time with a bit more emphasis on the clandestine aspects of an assault.  Once you’ve built your arsenal out of junk you have in your desk drawers, John Austin shows you how to hide it all in case some suit walks by.  If you’re still worried about being handed a pink slip (new girlie looking ammo), just construct the fake security camera to make everyone think you’ve got your eyes peeled (and are slightly crazy).

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.