It raised a ton of controversy with a 13 year-old girl using a word that rhymes with “Shhcunt”, but both movie-goers and critics agreed that Kick-Ass, if you pardon the super-obvious pun, kicked ass. This movie redeems Nicholas Cage from his prior cinematic crimes of Ghost Rider and Con Air, and come to think of it National Treasure 3 (and 1 and 2 while we’re at it) and that god-awful apocalyptic flick Knowing, and you know what, there was that other one too, Bangkok Dangerous, wow that was a terrible movie, and you know what we better just stop, and Nicolas Cage better just get a new agent.
The Throttle Bottle Opener is a pint-sized beer popper that’s more clever than you realize. While its compact size make it ideal for tossing on a keyring, its miniscule build is only one of the benefits here. Outfitted with a powerful rare earth magnet, each Throttle Bottle Opener easily finds its way to your bottle’s cap. Not only that, you can keep it on the fridge so it’s on hand whenever you pull out a cold one. Then, use it with one hand to open that bottle. Clever, tiny, and incredibly useful.