Jay-Z-and-Kanye-West-Watch-the-Throne

When we go hard as a motherf*@ker, it normally results in a day off of work to recover from a mild case of alcohol poisoning, nurse our wounds and potentially pray to the porcelain gods. When Jay Z and Kanye go H.A.M. together, legends are born. We’re not trying to downplay anyone’s (including our own) ability to get shitfaced, but these two icons just take it to another level. Watch the Throne is their forthcoming, as-of-yet-unreleased album. Other than the previously mentioned (and released) H.A.M., the only thing anyone knows about the album is the tracklist and that there’s a dope cover designed by Givenchy’s creative director. With Kanye and Jay Z’s names on it, is there any way it could suck?

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.