Jackass-3D-dvd

Of all the things we would like to avoid in our lives, getting hit in the nuts is about as high on the list as you can get.  When it happens, you’ll probably topple over wishing you wore a cup 24/7.  When it happens to someone else, you’ll probably topple over from laughter.  For other things we find hilarious but would never want to try or have happen to us Jackass 3D is out on DVD.  Forget animated kid’s movies, it’s hard to imagine a better use of 3-D than seeing some guys playing bee hive tetherball and having an angry swarm around your head.  This two-disc special edition of Jackass 3D even contains outtakes and deleted scenes incase you actually kept your popcorn down during the movie.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.