Sex-Slaves-Bite-Your-Tongue

CDs are on their deathbed, and while vinyl has experienced a bit of a hipster renaissance, album covers aren’t nearly as important as they used to be. This makes us sad. We remember the days when some of the artwork was wall worthy. Not just the artistically designed, but also the ridiculously sexy. These are the 20 sexiest album covers we would have framed and put up in our room.

20. She Wants Revenge – She Wants Revenge

 

19. Sandra Lawrence – Noiresque

 

18. Wild Cherry – Wild Cherry

 

17. Basement Jaxx – Remedy

 

16. Rihanna – Talk That Talk

 

15. Placebo – Sleeping With Ghosts

 

14. Robert Palmer – Pressure Drop

 

13. Anthony Ventura Orchestra – Music For Making Love Vol 1

 

12. Sade – Love Deluxe

 

11. Ohio Players – Honey

 

10. Paulina Rubio – Border Girl

 

9. Eddie Higgins – You Don’t Know What Love Is

 

8. Hurricane – Slave to the Thrill

 

7. Sex Slaves – Bite Your Tongue

 

6. Rollins Band – Nice

 

5. Ween – Chocolate & Cheese

 

4. Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass – Whipped Cream & Other Delights

 

3. The Strokes – Is This It

 

2. O’Donel Levy – Everything I Do Gonna Be Funky

 

1. Sugar Ray – Lemonade & Brownies

 

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.