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In case you didn’t get your fill of gorgeous women playing half-naked Star Wars characters in Star Wars: Episode 8008, Devil’s Playground is here to help. Devil’s Playground staged a coup when they transformed the Los Angeles bar Bordello (as if the name isn’t provocative enough, it’s actually at the site of a notorious LA whorehouse) into a reimagined Mos Eisley Cantina complete with cantina band and Star Wars burlesque dancers. (Save this one for the Rebel base – NSFW)

If women like Courtney Cruz (Stormtrooper) were actually part of the Star Wars movies, the Rebels would have been signing up to turn themselves in to the Empire and the movies would have ended very differently. At the very least, you wouldn’t have those images of Carrie Fisher in a not-so-skimpy bikini permanently burned into your retinas. Thank you Devil’s Playground for uncovering what Star Wars was lacking…burlesque dancers.

Oh yeah, just in case you missed it, Devil’s Playground will be hosting another show March 13th. It’s probably not too late to get cheap airfare.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.