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Don’t try too hard to be original and write some cheesy poem to let her know how you feel—stick to the classics. No, we’re not talking Shakespeare sonnets here. (Would either of you even understand what you were saying?) Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts quote a different kind of rhyming masterpiece, namely rap songs. Each card has a message in a bold red typeface and subtle debossed image. With eloquent sentiments such as “I Like Big Butts,” “Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby,” and “I Love it when you call me Big Papa” she shall surely swoon.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.