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The Obligatory Sexy Halloween Costume Gallery

It’s time once again for every red-blooded male’s favorite time of year – Halloween. You might get presents at Christmas and pie at Thanksgiving, but Halloween is the gift that keeps on giving. In the form of hardly clothed, inhibition-less, pseudo-lesbians willing to do just about anything to turn heads. Especially when that means short(er) skirts, nipple mounted beer taps, gratuitous groping, and bared midsections. We would spend some time arguing about how Halloween objectifies women, but they all look like they’re having a good time. Who are we kidding, you’re not even reading this anymore. Happy Halloween you filthy animals.

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