The Obligatory Sexy Halloween Costume Gallery

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It’s time once again for every red-blooded male’s favorite time of year – Halloween. You might get presents at Christmas and pie at Thanksgiving, but Halloween is the gift that keeps on giving. In the form of hardly clothed, inhibition-less, pseudo-lesbians willing to do just about anything to turn heads. Especially when that means short(er) skirts, nipple mounted beer taps, gratuitous groping, and bared midsections. We would spend some time arguing about how Halloween objectifies women, but they all look like they’re having a good time. Who are we kidding, you’re not even reading this anymore. Happy Halloween you filthy animals.

The JackThreads Gift Shop Has Everything You Need For Everyone on Your List The JackThreads Gift Shop Has Everything You Need For Everyone on Your List
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Instead of hitting a ton of different stores to satisfy all your gift giving needs, just stop by the JackThreads Gift Shop, where the JackThreads team has curated a collection of seriously solid gifts anyone would love. They’ve chosen one-size-fits-all clothing—beanies, watches, etc.—so you don’t have to worry about an improper fit, barware, home goods, and grooming supplies, all of which you’ll probably want to keep for yourself, which is okay as long as you don’t forget about your nearest and dearest. Shop now and consider your holiday stress over with.

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