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It’s time once again for every red-blooded male’s favorite time of year – Halloween. You might get presents at Christmas and pie at Thanksgiving, but Halloween is the gift that keeps on giving. In the form of hardly clothed, inhibition-less, pseudo-lesbians willing to do just about anything to turn heads. Especially when that means short(er) skirts, nipple mounted beer taps, gratuitous groping, and bared midsections. We would spend some time arguing about how Halloween objectifies women, but they all look like they’re having a good time. Who are we kidding, you’re not even reading this anymore. Happy Halloween you filthy animals.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.