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Honey Pie (NSFW)

Picasso. Van Gogh. da Vinci. Rodin. Matt McMullen. All great artists that gave something back to mankind in the form of artwork that will be remembered for years to come. They also happen to be heavily entrenched (some more than others) in representations of the female form. The only difference between Matt McMullen and the other, more notable artists is that instead of carving in stone or painting with oil, he sculpts with silicone rubber.

Honey Pie is the story of Matt McMullen and his ultimate female creation – The Real Doll. Yes, we know having sex with a rubber doll seems a little out there, the movement is growing considerably. Most women have sex toys (yes, plural) so why should there be a double standard that says men can’t? Howard Stern is quoted as saying it’s the “best sex he’s ever had.” Do you REALLY think you’re ever going to be able to nail Jessica or Alektra from Wicked Pictures for less than $6k? Honestly, we’re still a little freaked out by the whole idea of screwing a giant breast implant but McMullen is an undeniably awesome artist.

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