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Picasso. Van Gogh. da Vinci. Rodin. Matt McMullen. All great artists that gave something back to mankind in the form of artwork that will be remembered for years to come. They also happen to be heavily entrenched (some more than others) in representations of the female form. The only difference between Matt McMullen and the other, more notable artists is that instead of carving in stone or painting with oil, he sculpts with silicone rubber.

Honey Pie is the story of Matt McMullen and his ultimate female creation – The Real Doll. Yes, we know having sex with a rubber doll seems a little out there, the movement is growing considerably. Most women have sex toys (yes, plural) so why should there be a double standard that says men can’t? Howard Stern is quoted as saying it’s the “best sex he’s ever had.” Do you REALLY think you’re ever going to be able to nail Jessica or Alektra from Wicked Pictures for less than $6k? Honestly, we’re still a little freaked out by the whole idea of screwing a giant breast implant but McMullen is an undeniably awesome artist.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.