Complicated Universal Cum – I Can Hardly Wait

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Do you remember Pink Floyd? Of course you do. Do you remember any Pink Floyd music videos? (The Wall doesn’t count.) Probably not, but you would if their marketing guy was the same guy who came up with the idea for the song I Can Hardly Wait by Complicated Universal Cum. I Can Hardly Wait is half Thom Yorke, half Pink Floyd with a video of two naked chicks, making out. The song in and of itself is relatively forgettable, but the music video is a whole different story. Did we mention there were hot chicks making out?

You could argue about the simplicity of the video, or how its “edgy,” or even how it’s pretentious. Personally, we’re gonna watch the hot chicks making out. Is it a marketing stunt? Yeah. Could you just go watch porn instead? Sure. But if you get busted by the missus watching this you can just tell her you were trying to get cultured.

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