Celebrity Kisses Men Would Kill For

While women might be celebrities for a number of reasons they all have one thing in common – they’re hot. Drop dead, sacrifice a testicle for hot. When it comes to absurdly hot women, two really is better than one. Do we know Scarlett with Sandra and Madonna with Britney are nothing more than publicity stunts? Of course we do, but that doesn’t make it any less fantastic to watch. The only thing we want in between each of these sets of girls more than their tongues is us.

Katy Perry and Scarlett Johansson

Neither one of them has a problem locking lips with a woman, so this one is a no-brainer. The two of them making out would be red, white, and blue (depending on the hair) that’s more explosive than any Fourth of July.

Jessica Alba and Alyson Hannigan

Between the Invisible Woman and the Wiccan chick (who was a known lesbian) this coupling would give geeks everywhere a coronary.

Emma Watson and Hayden Panettiere

One can’t die and the other is a witch. Can you even imagine the kind of sick shit that would happen if it evolved into more than a kiss? Come April – when they’re both 21 – we won’t have to rely on Perez for the goodies.

Katherine Heigl and Emma Stone

We’re generally of the opinion that older chicks playing high school girls is just ridiculous (unless it involves cheerleading uniforms), but we’ll make an exception for these two. Throw some Judd Apatow plot elements in (pot) and the only thing we know for sure is that we’re McLovin’ it.

Isla Fisher and Christina Hendricks

We could put something here about how these girls made it safe for Gingers in the wild again, but by now you’ve seen Mad Men and Wedding Crashers so you don’t need any help with this one.

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek

Nothing heats up a kiss like lesbian rumors. These two ladies are so close that it’s remarkable they haven’t made out before (yes, we checked). This is a Spanish and Mexican pairing you won’t regret the day after.

Kate Beckinsale and Kristen Stewart

Vampires you can sink your, um, teeth into. And yeah, we’d gladly watch them suck on each other.

Blake Lively and Leighton Meester

Yeah, that picture is real. If they kissed on Gossip Girl it would be a must watch for guys everywhere. Who knew man was capable of living vicariously through candy?

Beyonce and Zooey Deschanel

Jungle Fever never looked – or sounded – so damn good.

Malin Akerman and Olivia Wilde

If eyes are the windows to the soul we would pick up religion to to gaze into either one of theirs. Apparently there is something to look at above the neck.

Catherine Bell and Diane Lane

One word: cougars. Have you seen their acting chops? These two would put Jenna Jameson to shame.

Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox

Until someone figures out how to clone Angelina Jolie so she can make out with herself, we’ll settle for Angelina and 2.0 – Megan Fox. With lips that big the kiss would probably be visible from space, but we don’t think that’s a bad thing.

Betty White and Anyone

We’re not saying we have any interest in her muffin, but anything Betty White does nowadays instantly become the hottest thing on the Internet. Watching her grope Sandra Bullock was the only reason to watch The Proposal. That’s what we heard anyways, there’s no way we would ever see that movie.

Viewer’s Choice

Ok here’s the deal. We’ve gotten pretty good at thinking with the most important part of our anatomy when it comes to women, but there’s a chance (however slim) that we could have missed someone. Whoever comes up with the best oral interaction (has to be a celebrity and you get bonus points if she’s not on this list) as decided by the Cool Material team will win anything from the Guy Gift Guide up to $50. Because the only thing we like more than girl-on-girl action is giving away free shit. Leave a comment below.



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  • Tom

    Lindsay Vonn and Julia Mancuso. In or out of their lycra speed suits. Done.

  • robbie

    Yvonne Strahovski and Kaley Cuoco.

    Both are hot blonds. Watching them kiss would be any nerd’s dream. And let’s face it, most of us coolmaterial readers are the coolest nerds out there.

  • http://www.wrhance.com William Hance

    Jennifer Garner & Hilary Swank. They might not be the hottest women on this list, but is there anything hotter than the idea of twins? And these two are just about as close as you can get in Hollywood, before entering too deep into Creepsville.

  • Michael Adams

    Marisa Tomei and Catherine Zeta Jones

  • Brian

    Taylor Swift and Shakira

    The sexiest singer of yesterday and tthe sexiest singer of today would knock the world on its ass.

  • Travis

    Michelle Rodriguez and Mila Kunis. Let’s face it Michelle has a certain bad ass beauty about her that you can’t take your eyes off of and Mila Kunis is any guy’s fantasy who has ever been left Home Alone.

  • http://moondogsports.com MoonDog

    Guy above beat me to the punch with Mila Kunis, but I’d go with her and Ashley Greene.

    Kunis:

    http://interracialscentral.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/mila-kunis-2.jpg

    Greene:

    http://www.flylip.com/news/images/96-1226375149-1110_ashley-greene-maxim-005.jpg

  • alex

    Wonder who would be willing to kill for a kiss from those make-up puppets, I see daily on the streets many more attractive girls than the ones above.

  • Spencer

    Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert

  • Dave

    They aren’t together on this list, but are already on it. But Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel would sound fantastic and look fantastic together.

  • filip

    Beyonce and Jessica Alba.

  • K.W.

    Summer Glau & Kristin Kruek

  • Pete

    Mila Kunis and Jessica Biel; Kristin Bell and January Jones;
    Alice Eve and Jenna Fischer. I’m not sure about the pairings, but I would just want to see any of these six make out with another woman.

  • Reims

    Keeley Hazell and Marissa Miller

  • Anna

    How about Tricia Helfer and Jeri Ryan. I think THAT epitomizes nerd fantasy right there. Plus, they would never get tired since they were both machines, right?

  • Wild Bill

    Welcome to Cougar Town…

    Julia Roberts and Natascha McElhone
    Madeleine Stowe and Diane Lane

    I’m gonna ah,er..Wash my Hands. Yeah, that’s the ticket….
    ‘Be back in five minutes. “Are you using that hand cream right now, dear…?”

  • Alex

    Milla Jovovich and Kristen Bell

  • http://dibbsolutions.com/medisoft/ttscanner TTScanner

    Hayden Panettiere and Christina Hendricks would be a winner. MILF ginger and teenie, gotta go with it!

  • Jason

    Kristen Bell and Mandy Moore

  • Torgo3K

    For fans of “The Wrestler”…
    Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel (morning)Wood

    “True Blood”-
    Anna Paquin and Michelle Forbes

  • Torgo3K

    How did I miss this one-
    Anna Paquin and Lizzie Caplan

  • http://KesslerKomics.com John

    Keira Knightley and Cameron Diaz

  • Alan JM

    WAG Edition: Giselle Bundchen and Eva Longoria Parker

  • mer

    …what the hell is wrong with you people?

  • mike

    Monica Bellucci and Maria Grazia Cucinotta

  • s.bear

    here are two great tv combos…
    Elizabeth Banks and Julianne Moore, aka Alec Baldwins ladies in 30 rock
    Emily Deschanel and Michaela Conlin from Bones

  • mike

    Iga Wyrwal and Hayden Panettiere

    Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh

    Denise Milani and Faith from In bed with Faith

    Jana Defi and Anya Zenkova

    Ewa Sonnet and Ines Cudna

  • frank

    very good pictures, I def. would like to see some of these woman kissing.-

    Frank-
    Themeetforum.com

  • TW

    Jennifer Love Hewitt and Courtney Cox
    Cote di pablo and Daniella Ruah only cause I am an NCIS freak!

  • TW

    Actually JLH and Kim Kardashian makes a prettier picture

  • moonbataphobe

    Sofia Vergara and Qi Shu (Lei from The Transporter movie).

  • moonbataphobe

    On second thought, I’m changing mine.

    Sofia Vergara and Catherine Zeta Jones.

  • fptheghost

    that’s easy Kristin Kreuk and Vida Guerra

  • David Garcia

    Gemma Arterton and Monica Bellucci….hmmmm.. :)

  • Phil

    Eva Mendez and Shakira. Two of the hottest “south of the border” chicks alive

  • Matt W.

    Brittany Daniels (from Joe Dirt) and Elisha Cuthbert.

  • poop-a-doop

    Rosie o’donnell and Roseanne Barr. nuff said.

  • Captain Ned

    Being a bit older, a Helen Hunt / Gillian Anderson coupling would break my Kleenex budget.

  • Mike W

    Portia De Rossi and Anne Heche while Ellen DeGeneres waits backstage on the Jerry Springer show!

  • http://flavors.me/bdahl Ben Dahl

    While there were a number of good suggestions, the booby prize (pun very much intended) goes to Matt W. for his pick of Brittany Daniels and Elisha Cuthbert.

    Congrats Matt, you win anything from the Guy Gift Guide that’s less than $50. Our assistant will be in touch.

  • Gison

    Thalia – singer and
    Eva mendes – actor
    cant go wrong wit sexy spanish woman

  • Alan Smuda

    Being that this is quite subjective, I’ll still put these two on the list. Olga Kurylenko and Catherine Zeta-Jones

  • Chris

    Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel, it would be almost like twins

  • Jmac

    Amanda Bynes and Michelle Trachtenberg. nickelodeon’s hottest alumni. unless you count mary beth denberg.

  • nathan

    Selena Gomez and Debby Ryan…
    or….
    Olivia Munn and anyone….
    or…
    Emilie de Ravin and Evangeline Lilly

  • m-dem

    Naomi Watts and Gwynneth Paltrow. Throw in King Kong and Iron Man and you’d have a sick foursome.

  • J Berkley

    Julia Roberts and Monica Potts would be hot as heck!

  • J. Berk

    Ooops! I need to correct the name I previously suggested.

    Try this for hot: Julia Roberts and Monica Potter

    Another hot pair is: Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster

  • Ben

    Nathalie Kelley and Alice Eve is the pair to go with.

  • that guy

    Debby Ryan and Selena Gomez