wtf-snowglobe

WTF? Another snowglobe for Christmas? Does Grandma know you’re nearing 30 and these things really cramp the style of your mancave? We think snowglobes are neat too… it’s just not very cool or manly to have a shelf full of glittery orbs. But a snowglobe with a snarky internetism has all the sparkly magic of a snowglobe with a side of smart ass that’s just ironic enough to be cool.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.