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For the nights when a box of white zin just won’t do, this wine bottle thermometer makes sure that you’re savoring each sip at the ideal temperature. The stainless steel cuff fits around a 750ml wine bottle and includes a reference guide based on style. Your buds won’t give a damn, but knowing that you should enjoy a Beaujolais between 50 and 54 degrees Fahrenheit, just might impress the pants off the ladies.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.