Surprisingly, there are downsides to drinking. There’s the throbbing headache the next morning like you walked into a telephone pole the night before (which may have happened), there’s the not-so-brag-worthy hookups, and then there are the no hookups at all. The last of those can, at times, be courtesy of a little issue we call whiskey dick. The guys over at Epic Meal Time have a bit of assistance to toss your way with their Whiskey Dick Personal Lubricant. Perfect for the times you run out of the Bacon Lube they sell, Whiskey Dick is the world’s first southern whiskey-flavored personal lubricant. Honestly, we’d be scared if it wasn’t.