Vignon Waiter Corkscrew

As a man, there’s a few things you need in the home if you plan on inviting someone up for a “night cap” and a corkscrew is at the top of that list. But just because you need to have one doesn’t mean it has to look like a furry woodland creature when it can look like some sort of Medieval torture device. Enter the Vignon Waiter Corkscrew. Yes, it has a retractable foil cutter. Yes, it has levering action to assist you with the cork removal. No, it’s not cute – but you’re already drinking wine so you don’t need any more cute.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.