As a man, there’s a few things you need in the home if you plan on inviting someone up for a “night cap” and a corkscrew is at the top of that list. But just because you need to have one doesn’t mean it has to look like a furry woodland creature when it can look like some sort of Medieval torture device. Enter the Vignon Waiter Corkscrew. Yes, it has a retractable foil cutter. Yes, it has levering action to assist you with the cork removal. No, it’s not cute – but you’re already drinking wine so you don’t need any more cute.