urn-ashtray

It’s fairly obvious that the Urn Ashtray is a visual metaphor. Either a macabre reminder that cigarettes will kill you, or a darkly humorous one-finger salute to those who say you shouldn’t smoke ’em.  Either way, it’s clever, amusing, and if not an ample ashtray, at least a great storage spot for your paraphernalia. Made from heavy ceramic, just like a real urn. Which by the way you should never ash into. Even if there’s ash already in it. Especially if there’s ash already in it.

Pappy-Van-Winkle-Hot-Sauce

Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.